It's da hussy. Everyone should know who it is.
I'm going to make a list about the things I like about Sarah. (Sez you better treasure this because I would never actually say any of these things to your face.)

1. The way she HAS to drink water in the morning from the bloody cow cup.

2. The way she hacked into Friendster and spent ages doing it.

3. The way she got upset that I abandoned her during MY Harry Potter phase and I didn't come down the breakfast with her.

4. The way she gives me most of her Bruchetta.

5. The way she doesn't mind when I have convos with Anna the perfume bottle.

6. The way she doesn't tease me about 'saluting for Peeves.'

7. The amount of stuff she's taught me even though she doesn't admit it.

8. The way she burst into tears when Mrs James woke her up.

9. THE D OF E LAUGH!.

10. The way she reminds me every day about how I nearly get beaten up every time we go into High Wyc together because I say ever so loudly:'Run little man, run!'

11. How all the hot guys tag her blog including Adrian and ITadministrator.

12. The way she runs out of the toilet when i need to poo.

13. The way she spends 59835098 minutes side stepping to scare me in the bath.

14. The way we planned Matt and Mike together on the plane!!!!!!!!

15. ALGERIA!

16. VENUS!!!!! (YEAH! The youth club)

17. How she sings loudly with me when we're down in chapel.

18. THE WAY SHE MERCILESSLY TEASES ME ABOUT ROB. (ok folks i admit he did not look good)

19. The way she always helps me with work even when she has better things to do.

20. The way she has this gay blog.

21. Her round shaped head.

22. The long legs and how athletic she is.

23. CHA CHA CHA!!!!!

24. and the handshake....a classic folks you should learn it.

25. How she does little farts.

26. HER MINGING EARINGS WITH THE WEIRD PINK BLOBS.

27. How generous she is with everything.

28. How good natured she is except when you fart on her bed, she gets surprisingly high pitched and violent.

29. How she had read the www.dumbledoreisnotdead.com website even though she told me I was a loser when I read it.

30. How she claims her mother buys her things when I find them ugly so I'll say I'll like them.

31. The way she corrects my nostril enlargement.

32. How she forced fed me chicken.

33. How she writes me really long emails even when she is partying on down in spore and has lots of better stuff to do.

34. The way she called my Dad Charles the first time she saw him

35. CHITIQUITA!

36. The way she doesn't mind when I plague her with Sixties music.

37. The way she dances with me even though we look stupid.

38. The way she didn't mind when I got her blue bag crummy when I stuffed 5 honey sandwiches in it on the history trenches trip.

39. The way she just sat there and smiled benignly when I proclaimed I was going to phone 'Uppingham right away and enroll right away!!'

40. The way she's really happy when I do well in stuff.

41. The way she taught me to talk to God, then claimed I was doing it wrong because she was sure I was doing all the talking and drowining the poor guy's voice out.

42. The way she saves the bath for me.

43. The way she buys me stuff when I can't go out to H.W and knows exactly what I want.

44. The way she reciting this and saying what she likes about herself, just kidding she's not here.

45. The way we planned to murder the mandarin teacher every week.

46. EGG.

47. The way she comforts me when I'm really upset.

48. The way we're slobs together and when we went on short leave we didn't take a shower for 3 days.

49. The way she always invites me to P's house when I've got nowhere to go and doesn't mind.

50. Coke addict. (both drugs and the drink)

51. How she's really determined and knows what she's going to do in life.

52. The way how she spends 4385739847598374 hours a day on her comp and when I say 'talk to me sarah' she always says:'This email is from my mum!'

53. The way she was convinced that she'd look horrible with a bob. (my idea folks!)

54. The way she does want to get PERSONAL WIT ME!

55. Trigonometry dance

53. Sarah Hudson.

54. Boyd at the social.

55 IVO

56. how she didn't mind when I ruthlessly and hearlessly abandoned her.

57. How she gets food on her forehead.

58. The way she doesn't mind that I've got a green obsession.

59. The way we both have a FRIENDS obsession.

60. the way I converted her to eating not just meat (seriously folks, she was a carnivore)

I'll continue later, got to go get sarah who isn't here as I said before.
xxxxxxxxxxx Hussy